Exam Answers
Yes, these are actual answers from actual people...I believe middle/high school student guesses. Pls dont shoot me if you heard them before a million times because there might be people who haven't...
"H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water."
"Nitrogen is not found in Ireland because it is not found in a free state."
"The largest organ in the human body is the head."
"Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire."
"The pistol of a flower is its only protections against insects."
"People shouldn't be allowed to shoot extinct animals."
"A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an obscene triangle."
"For fractures: To see if the limb is broken, giggle it gently back and forth."
"For dust in the eye: Pull the eye down over the nose."
"Blood flows down one leg and back the other."
"The Magna Carta provided that no free men should be hanged twice for the same offense."
"Another tale tells of William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head."
"Milton wrote 'Paradise Lost.' Then his wife dies, and he wrote 'Paradise Regained.'"
"Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe."
"The winter of 1620 was a hard one for the settlers. Many people died, and many babies were born. Captain John Smith was responsible for all this."
"Franklin died in 1790 and is still dead."
"Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He expired in 1827 and later died for this."
"[Napoleon] wanted an heir to inheret his power, but since Josephine was a baroness, she couldn't bear him any children."
"Queen Victoria's death was the final event which ended her reign."
"Homer also wrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey."
"Actually, Homer was not written by Homer, but by another man of the same name."
"Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark."
"Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients."
"The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert."